I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
if your boyfriend doesn’t touch your butt all the time is he even your boyfriend
So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
I LOVE THIS OMG
Can we stop the accident stories and just start saying “hey look what I did”
THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT IS PERFECT